We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You did what with his pubic hair?
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