so explain again why im purple
no
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
