Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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