i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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