stop calling my apartment porn island.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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