1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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