I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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