i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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