I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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