We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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