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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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