I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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