weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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