I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Say something about gay babies.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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