That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
