Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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