The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I wear drunk well.
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