What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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