Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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