i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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