I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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