Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I smell stomach acid.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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