Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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