i can't believe i had my finger in that
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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