If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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