Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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