Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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