her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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