I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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