I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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