Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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