so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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