you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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