I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Your cock deserves a montage
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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