So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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