So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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