roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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