Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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