Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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