Whatcha textin bout Willis?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
