I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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