That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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