All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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