I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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