Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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