There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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