i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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