Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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