hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
