But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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