i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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