He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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