Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Please don't give away my fajitas
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