what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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