babies were throwing up all over the place
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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