Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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