We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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