it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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