i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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